"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.